What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:11

Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
This Simple Dietary Trick Could Improve Your Sleep in 24 Hours - SciTechDaily
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
One Fitness Accessory Makes You Up to 7 Times More Likely to Stay Active - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Why do girls not like some guys at the university?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
King Charles III pays respects to Air India crash victims at his annual birthday parade - PBS
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Moon dust is less toxic than urban air pollution, scientists discover - Space
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No way